hello there, so you've clicked on my website, and probably expected something completely different. and yet this is what you get, a boring page with no eyecandy or cool looking graphics. nothing screaming at you for your fleeting attention, just plain old text.

but why? because I respect you as a human being, who should talk to you and say hi! seeing as you've taken the time out of your day to read this. so I'll get straight to introducing myself before I talk your eyes off about what happened that one time in—

whoami? a programmer with aspirations of taking over the world making software as open and accessible as possible. currently, I have been invested in making things that just work in the browser without having to install loads of spyware software on your machine. software that is convenient and accessible through a simple url in a web browser, and not locked behind a subscription fee or a product key (remember those?).

current projects I'm working on are:

• superdeepfakedetector.com: an online ai model for detecting face deepfakes. self-explanatory. but the key difference is that it executes in the browser. you see, normally I would have a server somewhere with a capable gpu for the tool to work. but that costs money, money I don't have. so, instead, I just use tensorflow.js to run it in the browser on your machine. that way, if you have a relatively capable machine, you can run it without restrictions. and I don't have to charge you for it :)
• autoreducer.com: a website for automatically reducing/resizing documents to account for binding in books and binders. this problem is typically found at print shops, where most of the files they receive have not been adjusted for binding or 3-hole punching. therefore I've decided to help them out by taking a load off their plate, batch reducing the files for them while they fix the paper jam for the 47th time today.